random TA story

ok heres a story made my chris, me and johnson, u'd probably be better of reading it on their blogs as u may see why later


Penis walks down the road
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:06 PM):
he clucks across and sees a truck coming
David says (6:06 PM):
he screams "oh no"
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:06 PM):
and does a barrel roll
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:07 PM):
truck zooms past
David says (6:07 PM):
clipping his leg at it
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:07 PM):
and flips into a brothel
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:07 PM):
penis goes hard at first sight
David says (6:08 PM):
pass
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:08 PM):
Penis said as he saw all the guys in the lobby
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:08 PM):
"damn im horny"
David says (6:08 PM):
the guys in the lobby advance on him
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:09 PM):
Penis pulls out a Chuck Norris
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:09 PM):
chuck norris abandons penis because chuck norris should be the one that pulls out penis
David says (6:10 PM):
penis attempts to bribe the lobby people
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:11 PM):
The guys take Penis and give him a haircut
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:12 PM):
penis likes and adds in a full body scrub
David says (6:12 PM):
penis' identiy is unmasked

adrian.[c=4]Torment[/c]. I don't belong here anymore. has been added to the conversation.

[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:13 PM):
Penis is actually ManBearPig
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:14 PM):
then aids enters the facinity
David says (6:14 PM):
aids attempts to save manbearpig
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:15 PM):
But ManBearPig fire a missile and the brothel collapses
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:15 PM):
lady brothel next to it comes and saves penis
David says (6:16 PM):
manbearpig is disgraced with his loss of hair
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:16 PM):
He goes into hiding in Mount Doom
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:18 PM):
4 seasons come and go, his hair grows back and leaves with hats that sprouted in spring
David says (6:18 PM):
he ends up meeting chucknorris
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:19 PM):
Chuck Norris swims away because you don't meet Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris meets you
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:19 PM):
penis leaves to wonder the alone in the forest

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David says (6:20 PM):
he notices that some elves are being ambushed by a shade and some urgals
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:21 PM):
So he fires his lazor at them
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:22 PM):
and stops them in their track then bulldozes them over
David says (6:22 PM):
so once again he is alone until...
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:22 PM):
a group of 200 lebs turn up with baseball bats
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:23 PM):
and he bats with them
David says (6:24 PM):
he hits a ball so hard it flies all the way to hogwarts
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:24 PM):
and it explodes
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:26 PM):
chuck norris shouts repairo and the ball come back.
David says (6:27 PM):
then he realises the summoning charm is accio and he just repaired some other balls of
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:27 PM):
faecal waste. Unfortuently these exploded and faeces went everywhere
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:28 PM):
penis runs to cover from falling pile of crap
David says (6:28 PM):
while chuck norris is buried under 10Mega tonnes of poop
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:29 PM):
Chuck Norris vapourises the poop with his chin.
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:29 PM):
and is left smelling like a sewer
David says (6:30 PM):
he now cannot sneak up upon his opponents as they can smell him lightyears away
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:31 PM):
So he takes a shower.
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:32 PM):
of course penis comes along
David says (6:33 PM):
but the shower is made up of acetic acid
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:33 PM):
Thinking quickly, he blows up the shower and eats the rubble
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:34 PM):
then t-rex comes along
David says (6:34 PM):
t rex eats chuck norris and his penis
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:35 PM):
t-rex implodes and Chuck Norris jumps out unharmed

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- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:36 PM):
then raptors come and attach chuck norris
David says (6:37 PM):
to a crucifiction cross where he dies and gives everyone sins for all that he murdered
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:39 PM):
but because of the horcrux Chuck Norris revives himself
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:40 PM):
then voldemort arrives
David says (6:40 PM):
chuck norris realises that he needs a special potion to get his full body back so attempts to posses voldemort for the time being
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:41 PM):
Penis is back home masterbating in front of his laptop
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:41 PM):
watching his harry potter movie marathon
David says (6:41 PM):
a blackout suddenly occurs
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:42 PM):
But he keeps fapping off
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:42 PM):
and thats how the milky way came to be
David says (6:42 PM):
the end
yay
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:43 PM):
BUT SUDDENLY! A wild Abra appears
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:43 PM):
but nobody notices as it teleports away
David says (6:44 PM):
except
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:44 PM):
he left a trail of splooge
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:45 PM):
that leaves every character having amnesia about what the hell just happened
David says (6:45 PM):
ok i'm out now, continue if u want
[c=#102EFE][b]Cr15py[/b][/c]. Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:46 PM):
Said Penis as he finished masterbating
- »[c=#0095DD][i]PossesivePigfish[/i][/c]«__________ jt . Y says (6:47 PM):
the end.